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Your Audio Rights

  • You have the right to make sound.
    Any sound you make can and will be held against you in the eyes of your audio peers and audienece.
  • You have the right to EQ.
    If you cannot EQ, someone will be provided to EQ for you.
  • You have the right to set up proper gain structure.
    If you give up that right, it can result in loss of all audio rights.
  • You cannot and will not be allowed to purchase or use modifications to the laws of  physics.
  • You cannot sell modifications to the laws of physics.
    Doing so shall cause you to wear a red vest and name tag to work.
  • You have the right to buy a $2000 speaker cable.
    If you do, however, you will be mocked.
  • Failure to adhere to these rights may result in forfeiture of access to (but not limited to) any and all knobs marked 'gain', 'trim', 'LF', 'Pre', 'Level', etc. plus forfeiture of any and all tweakers in you possession.

Do you understand your rights? Go out and make good sound.





 
 

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